Corey's Dream Journal I just try to recall my dreams in an atempt to get back to being able to lucid dream and recall more dreams.

Don’t remember much from last night. I do remember however being with the planet express crew (Futurama) and going down to some completely barren and dead planet where the sky’s were black and grey and it was windy and there were skeletons everywhere on the ground. There was one skeleton that kept following us. It was wearing odd religious looking clothing only it was all black and it had glowing green markings on it’s face.

By now the planet express crew were gone and I was walking with a few other kids. We stumbled upon a strange hut looking thing made of bones and somekind of straw with large feathers attatched in certain places, it was some sort of portal because the inside of it looked like a fucking portal. It was glowing green and swirling around, So yeah OBVIOUSLY we walk through it.

Now we’re in a different place. It isn’t too much different except for the fact that it isn’t windy and the ground is now more of a tannish color. There are two portals up ahead similar to the one we stepped through but these portals are glowing purple. We walk into the one on the left and now we’re in a very different place.

It’s still pretty barren but the sky is dark red, there is no wind and it’s a very dim place. Not much light around. It reminds me a bit of what I imagine a calm wasteland version of hell would be like at night.

The kids that were following me are gone and I see a really odd contraption that is holding a really big demon in place(the demon was around 9-10 ft tall). It was yelling incoherently. I looked around the contraption and noticed if I pulled a certain handle a bowl dumped over a part of the mechanism that was holding a large fire. I decided to climb up and put water into the bowl(no fucking clue where I got the water) and I pulled the handle which poured the bowl of water over the fire extinguishing it. The demon started yelling more and acting kind of terrified. The kids who were following me are back now for some reason and i’m restraining the demon by holding onto some kind of lever on the contraption while I yell at the kids “I need Sonic” (You know from Sonic the Hedgehog). I guess in my dream that meant GO FIND SOME FUCKING WATER AND PUT IT IN THAT FUCKING BOWL GUYS. They were really stupid and took forever to find water but once they did we extinguished the fire on the other side and the demon disappeared.

For some reason it appears we were rewarded for this by getting very odd flavored soda. I got blueberry soda, some kid got watermelon, another got raspberry. There were a couple more that I don’t recall. We start to walk away but we’re no longer in the calm barren hell kind of place, we’re in some really beautiful patch of grass in the middle of some kind of forest. It’s really sunny and there are butterflies around and it’s generally a nice place.

That’s it.

What could that shit POSSIBLY mean?

i’m at Stephen Colberts house where he’s doinf some kind of special show with a bunch of other people and his mom. We’re making a flash game for some reason. in the flash game theres a red angry bird chasing an army general. Then the flash game turns into a flying version of mariokart racing. My character is flying through some sort of forrest at night. I keep running into a group of really annoying nerdy purple bats.

Yep.

EDIT: Just remembered a super cool part of the dream where we (as in Stephen Colbert and friends) were watching a video on his projector (which in my dream he has in his house for some reason). The video was of a skatepark….but the skatepark was more of a holding pen for dinosaurs. In the dream I rationalized this by saying they were alligators when they were clearly tyrannosaurus rex’s. Any way this kid jumps over the fence and punches one of the T-Rex’s, then all of a sudden the punched T-Rex was the only one there. The T-Rex got pissed and tripped over it’s own legs. Then the kid started kicking the T-Rex in the throat. The T-Rex proceeded to get up and chase the kid all over the skatepark and stuff until eventually the kid just stopped and the T-Rex just straight up ate him whole.

I’m also beginning to recall a part of the dream involving a really complex yet unfinished spaceship….yeah. 

I remember nothing from last night besides the fact that I was George W. Bush……..the fuck?

Only dream I can remember of this night…..Deep withing Ancient Egyptian pyramid. Fallen through some sort of trap with thousands of coffins vertically standing and moving down this spiral staircase by some ancient mechanism. I’m stuck between a few of these coffins.

Eventually I’m really deep into the earth and then I just drop into this really futuristic suburban town/city.

All i remember from that part was being in this crazy giant super fast elevator with a group of people….I thinking we were fighting some sort of evil villain….